For Those About To Shop, We Salute You

1. Great Nachos, Great Price (0:31)
2. Say Hello To Your Brand New Favorite Pizza (0:49)
3. One Donut A Day (0:41)
4. Fried Chicken (0:52)
5. Bran Flakes (0:39)
6. We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today (0:25)
7. Time For Tennis (0:34)
8. European Football (0:35)
9. Baseball Is Fun (0:35)
10. Golf (0:34)
11. Golf Is Groovy (0:58)
12. Muffler Shop (0:35)
13. At The Bar (0:42)
14. London's Calling (0:42)
15. Health Food Store (1:01)
16. Pita City Falafel (0:32)
17. Truck Drivin' Man (0:30)
18. Big Mamma-Jamma (0:39)
19. This Is One Hell Of A Truck (0:34)
20. Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life (1:05)
21. Nice Motherf@#!*&g Truck (0:30)
22. More Blades = Better Shave (0:39)
23. You've Got To Have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant) (0:40)
24. That Aint Fresh (0:50)
25. Mouthwash (0:45)
26. Coffee Breath (0:27)
27. Do You Like Waffles? (0:30)
28. Waffles Are Outrageous (0:30)
29. Dippin' (0:36)
30. Got To Dip It! (0:33)
31. Everyone's Dipping (0:32)
32. Beer In A Can (0:38)
33. You Need A Beer (0:27)
34. You're My One, You're My Only, You're My Beer (0:53)
35. Drinkin' A Beer With My Lady (0:38)
36. Light Beer (0:18)
37. It's The Greatest Deal (0:35)
38. Don't Wait Too Long (0:55)
39. Blue Light Special (0:43)
40. This Sale Is Going To Blow Your Mind (0:40)
41. Big Sale (0:29)
42. Mucho Cafeino, Pico Dinero (0:47)
43. Drinkin' Time! (0:31)
44. You Aint Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here (0:53)
45. She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo) (0:47)
46. Leprechaun's Holiday (0:46)
47. Life's Too Short (0:40)
48. Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store? (0:49)
49. You Can't Sleep (0:54)
50. You Need Our Cold Medicine (1:10)
51. Hooray For Santa Claus (0:42)